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Stop looking at my jaw. (AP photo)

Finally, some good news for NC State! The man who was widely rumored to get the job that Tom O’Brien ended up with will return to Raleigh, not to coach the resurgent football club, but to deliver the December commencement address.

Goodness gracious, just look at that jaw, would you? You could set your watch to that jaw. That is the squarest jaw of any NC State alumnus, ever, all time. Whatever wisdom flows from directly above that jaw will be amplified outwards, directly into the graduates’ brains, because of the shape of that jaw. Jaw jaw jaw.

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