THE WORLD COULD LOOK LIKE THIS TOMORROW (Flickr user tryskadeka)
Quickly! To the grocer! Buy up all of the bread and the milk, stock up on the staples! Make no haste! Bundle the children, and fasten them securely to the couch, using Spongebob or Dora or whatever! Allow the pets to seek shelter in the car-house! This is no time to dawdle! Get in your car, proceed directly to Interstate 40, and go as slowly as you can imagine! Alternatively, should you be driving in a modern “sports-utility” vehicle, drive like a complete maniac, oblivious to all! Tune your televisions or radios to the news programs, and fastidiously note all school and business closings or delays! (You may need to know which Montessori schools are available in an emergency!) Go, go, go! You’re wasting your time listening to me or clicking on the link below which predicts only a small chance of a short flurry that would not stick to the ground, this is the time for PANIC!
[N&O: Triangle could see snow flurries Tuesday]
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How true this is! When snow is predicted I drive on the roads because I know everyone else will be either in the ditches or the sidewalks ;-)
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[...] panic Result 1 Discovered November 17, 2008 at 6:10 pm Both the News and Observer & the HowRDUdoin sites are posting about the possibility of the Triangle seeing some snow flurries tomorrow [...]
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Remember how much light rail would suck when you’re on I-40, not at all moving, and at least 5 hours removed from your loved ones, because everyone freaked out at exactly 3:15.
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